Palun püstitage Milnerile juba ausammas! Mees mõtles välja isolatsiooni-algkoosseisu, mis lahutab rohkelt meelt (0)
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Veel enne, kui James Milner sotsiaalmeediasse jõudis, kogus Twitteris kuulsust tema paroodiakonto Boring James Milner. Kaks aastat tagasi jõudis lõpuks ka Milner ise Twitterisse ja alates sellest hetkest, on kõik ainult paremaks läinud.
Kui Igav James Milner on seni näidanud kindlat stiili:
I just text Adrián to borrow his goalkeeper gloves. He said why? I said because I don't want to catch the coronavirus and you can't catch anything with those on. I'll let you know when he replies.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) March 13, 2020
I'm really happy I scored that 93rd minute penalty because if I didn't, we would have drawn that match. So it was a good job I did.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 5, 2019
Still over the moon with my 93rd minute winning penalty against Leicester today. Now to keep the party going by getting home and giving the kitchen floor a good clean.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 5, 2019
Siis päris James Milner ongi selline. Kõigepealt sorteeris teepakikesi.
Hey @Alex_OxChambo Barrels of laughs here in the Milner household as well - rationing the tea bags for the week👍👍#crazydays#somuchtogetonwith#notgotthemovestocompete pic.twitter.com/WLDAJjyHOc
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) March 15, 2020
Siis pügas muru.
Now the tea bags are sorted I’ve got time to level out this lawn... wonder if I can borrow Anfield’s Keep off the Grass sign 🤔#onebladeatatime #productiveday#snipsnip ✂️ pic.twitter.com/ap510x6mIf
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) March 17, 2020
Teritas laste jaoks harilikke.
Preparing for home school - there will be no slacking off under Mr Milner 👨🏫 ✏️ #yessir #staysharp#stayindoors pic.twitter.com/2L0snNfHY8
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) March 20, 2020
Ja lõpuks mõtles välja geniaalse "mängu". Nimelt pani kodus leiduvatest vahenditest kokku jalgpalli isolatsiooni(sümboolse)koosseisu. Pole paha!
Had plenty of time to think about this... here’s my #isolationXI - let me know who would make your squad... #dadjokeseverywhere pic.twitter.com/zIQ3TedkrH
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) March 24, 2020
Paroodiakonto Sporf jõudis oma lugejate abiga juba ka ühe satsi kokku lükata.
👥 @SPORF's #Isolation XI
— SPORF (@Sporf) March 25, 2020
📲 As sent in by yourselves.
🔨 Before the transfer window shuts...
🤔 Are there ANY changes you would make to the Starting XI before facing @JamesMilner's #IsolationXI? pic.twitter.com/ElPbgz8Scm
